<p class="mol-para-with-font"><span class="mol-style-bold">Island of Dreams</span></p><p class="mol-ratings"><strong>Rating: <strong><img class="rating" website width="55" /></strong></strong></p><p class="mol-para-with-font">You don't have to be telly mad to enjoy Harry Enfield's celebrity send-up <span class="mol-style-bold">Island Of Dreams (BBC2)</span> but it helps.</p><p class="mol-para-with-font">This one-off sitcom, starring Harry as <a href="/news/sir-richard-branson/index.html" style="font-weight: bold;" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Richard Branson</a> welcoming famous chums to his Caribbean hideaway, Necker Island, is crammed with gags about classic TV serials, all with an off-shore theme — from the opening credits, which mimic Jack Lord's Hawaii Five-0, to Thunderbirds and the American hit of the Seventies, Fantasy Island.</p><p class="mol-para-with-font">At one point a character even shouted, ‘Uh-oh!<br> <br> <br> <br> Chung-o!' which I haven't heard since the Banana Splits' Danger Island, circa 1970. For a silly comedy, writers Bert Tyler-Moore and George Jeffrie have certainly done their homework.</p><div class="artSplitter mol-img-group" style="style"> <div class="mol-img"> <div class="image-wrap"> </div> <noscript> <img id="i-433aff38dee4f352" website height="438" width="634" alt="This one-off sitcom, starring Harry as Richard Branson welcoming famous chums to his Caribbean hideaway, Necker Island, is crammed with gags about classic TV serials, all with an off-shore theme" class="blkBorder img-share" /> </noscript> </div> <p class="imageCaption">This one-off sitcom, starring Harry as Richard Branson welcoming famous chums to his Caribbean hideaway, Necker Island, is crammed with gags about classic TV serials, <A HREF="https://hd-kino.biz/181288-otvjaznye-kanikuly.html">Смотреть мультики онлайн бесплатно в HD - https://hd-kino.biz/181288-otvjaznye-kanikuly.html</A> all with an off-shore theme</p></div><p class="mol-para-with-font">The legal team must have been busy too, making sure that this good-natured tease doesn't cross the libel line.<br> <br> <br> <br> Harry plays Branson as a benevolent, sun-bronzed sprite with a dark streak of mischief, welcoming superstars and fixing their lives . . . while avoiding tax.</p><div class="mol-img-group floatRHS" style="style"> <div class="mol-img"> <div class="image-wrap"> </div> <noscript> <img id="i-e93e27354af79f60" website height="461" width="306" alt="Richard Branson played by Harry Enfield. Harry plays Branson as a benevolent, sun-bronzed sprite with a dark streak of mischief, welcoming superstars and fixing their lives . . . while avoiding tax" class="blkBorder img-share" /> </noscript> </div> <p class="imageCaption">Richard Branson played by Harry Enfield. Harry plays Branson as a benevolent, sun-bronzed sprite with a dark streak of mischief, welcoming superstars and fixing their lives .<br> <br> <br> <br> . . while avoiding tax</p></div><p class="mol-para-with-font">He wears nothing but medallions, an open shirt and a variety of swimming trunks all tight enought to choke a budgie. What the guests don't see is the interplanetary spaceship he's building underground, with the naive aid of Professor Brian Cox, to take over the solar system.</p><p class="mol-para-with-font">If Harry is relying on Branson to be a good sport, he'll need J.K.<br> <br> <br> <br> Rowling to possess a saintly sense of humour. </p><p class="mol-para-with-font">Samantha Spiro plays her as a sex-mad, foul-mouthed bully who couldn't write a postcard home, never mind a stack of bestsellers. </p><p class="mol-para-with-font">Harry wonders what J.K. stands for — ‘Jamiroquai!' she snaps, before seducing a dim-witted Daniel Radcliffe in a tent.</p><p class="mol-para-with-font">Fans of The Windsors (by the same writers) will recognise the style. </p><p class="mol-para-with-font">In the royal comedy, Kate is a gipsy's daughter and Prince Harry is thicker than cold treacle. </p><p class="mol-para-with-font">It's so wildly stupid, and at the same time so much the way we'd love to believe these people really are, that you're laughing too much to wonder how on earth they get away with it.</p><p class="mol-para-with-font">When Adele (Morgana Robinson) has a panic attack in the foyer, Branson tries to reassure her what a great star she is, by pointing to a guffawing bald idiot in a tropical shirt: ‘Look at Gregg Wallace.<br> <br> <br> <br> No talent at all!'</p><div><div data-track-module="am-related_carousel^related_carousel" data-track-selector=".rotator-panels a:not([class*=external])" data-dm-rotator-rotate="false" data-track-pos="static" data-preferred-shared-network-enabled="" data-dm-rotator-auto-init="" id="p-22" class="related-carousel with-fb-or-tw tvshowbiz half" data-dm-rotator-active-class="active" data-dm-rotator-page-count="1.0" data-dm-social-article-auto-init="" data-dm-rotator-page-size="1"> <div class="rotator bdrcc"> <div class="rotator-title"> <h2>RELATED ARTICLES</h2> <ul class="rotator-pages link-xocc"> <li class="rotator-prev"><a href="#" data-page="prev">Previous</a></li> <li><a href="#" data-page="1">1</a></li> <li class="rotator-next"><a href="#" data-page="next">Next</a></li> </ul> </div> <ul class="rotator-panels link-bogr1 linkro-ccox"> <li> <a href="/tvshowbiz/article-6555939/Nicole-Kidman-51-reveals-incredible-six-pack-polka-dot-bikini-beach-outing.html"> <img website width="62" height="60" /> <span>She's still got it! 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